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Herbivore vs Carnivore: An election that you can sink your teeth into!

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Congratulations to Stegosaurus!  The new Dino in Chief!

 

Battle of the Beasts!

Allosaurus v. Stegosaurus: Vote Now for Dino in Chief of Dinosauria

Elections in Dinosauria are held every 200 million years. The last election, held at the beginning of the Jurassic Period, was the most controversial in prehistory. Pterodactyl won office after lying to the public about its qualifications. Pterodactyl said that it was a dinosaur, when in fact it was only a flying reptile. And, as everyone knows, only real dinosaurs can rule Dinosauria. Vote Now!

 

Meet the Candidates:

 

Allosaurus

Stegosaurus

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Platform:

- Free dentures for our seniors, so they can go on chomping down on prey. Haven’t they earned it?

- Expanded preschool for our young, so they can compete with predators overseas.

- Low-interest loans for struggling predators, to help them buy the bracelets that make our arms so useful and fabulous.

 

Platform:

- End tax loopholes for animals that hunt in packs, to lower taxes for the herding animals that built this country.

- Comprehensive farm reform, so we can grow more of the tasty, succulent greens our dinosaurs crave.

- Pass a three-strikes law against eating meat, to put dangerous predators behind bars, where they belong.

 

Supporters:

“Allosaurus shares my values, like the simple joy of ripping open prey with razor-sharp teeth.”

Velociraptor

 

“You can’t trust Stegosaurus. He only wants to raise taxes on us meat-eaters, and what will that do to jobs?”

Spinosaurus

 

 

Supporters:

“I say we settle it with a pushup contest. What’s that, Allosaurus? Your arms are useless? Then you can forget about getting my vote.”

Maiasaura

 

“Stegosaurus is strong on defense. He’ll give our enemies the club in the knee they deserve.”

Triceratops

 

 

Need more information to make your decision?

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Watch a video on Stegosaurus!

 

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